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Talk Demotivational Poster


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


Old Players -




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


one upmanship -


TAGS: bird **** like all nsa talk
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 9:01 am
You hit the jackpot on thi5 one, RL
dy2012 - June 11, 2013, 10:06 am
5good laugh!
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:17 am
YEAH!!! Going on my FB
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Teach him who's higher on the food chain.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 8:19 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Greeny - June 10, 2013, 6:48 pm
LOL


THE TALK - Make sure your kid is getting proper spelling education


TAGS: thetalk kids
Rating: 4.21/5

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ShounenSuki - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm
So~ what does spelling education have to do with the image?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:27 am
Search in the forums you'll find some helpful tips.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 10:26 am
I think I already voted on this poster, but can't put my finger to how much I gave, however, reading jammy's comment he makes a very good point, try checking out a few threads on how to make a better demotivational poster, I have no idea, but if you
robotdylan - April 11, 2012, 9:47 pm
It's the noob effect, can you feel it? hopefully I'll get past these little things very soon!
5butjam - April 11, 2012, 9:30 pm
Nice poster RD... I'd say the only problem with it is that when you take a step back and look at it are you really adding anything to an already funny image? I gave this 4L after my first read but going over it I'd probably change my mind.


TALKING DIRTY -


TAGS: phone harassment talk
Rating: 4.51/5

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Iconoclast - February 17, 2011, 10:36 am
Sorry, 50cal, I missed yours. Actually, you had the better picture.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 5:46 am
d*** inflation - the rate per minute has gone up a full $ since 14th january
50cal - February 17, 2011, 12:52 am
126209


DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy


TAGS: twilight stalkers
Rating: 4.56/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:00 am
its not romantic its just plain creepy


AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."


TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4.04/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


CATS ARE INTERESTING - They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.




MY BAD -


TAGS: *** talk
Rating: 4.62/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 7:41 pm
Can't please everyone. Personally, I prefer good old vegetable oil...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cobra.
Cobra24 - November 12, 2013, 1:19 pm
For real thats messed up
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:28 pm
Your poor sis...awkward!!!
steve1961 - December 24, 2012, 5:37 pm
LOL This happened to my sister. After a long talk explaining what a climax was, she found out her daughter was asking about the high point in a novel from English class.
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:33 pm
Glad I gave ya laugh Ug. Ya know...I still haven't figured out exactly what Popeye sees in Olive Oyl. Then again he ain't too easy on the eyes either :)
ughomer - December 23, 2012, 4:57 pm
LMFAO, but I was expecting "Extra Virgin Olive Oyl" cuz Popeye is too pooped to "pop."


WORKING TITLE -


TAGS: stalker
Rating: 4.35/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 7:45 pm
Another great one Flint!


BIRDS AND BEES WON'T CUT IT THESE DAYS -


TAGS: father son talk teen life
Rating: 4.41/5

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MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.


LOVE YA -


TAGS: stalkling love
Rating: 4.97/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 7:04 pm
It was the damm liver and fried sardine breath!
Silverheart - March 13, 2013, 2:23 pm

How did you know I was behind you, MissPriss? 5Ls!


GET LOST -


TAGS: my stalker knows
Rating: 4.7/5

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:58 pm

Haar, we have greatly missed you and your contributions.
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Thanks, RL. It's nice to be touching base with everyone.
Reality Lord - July 29, 2012, 6:58 pm

welcome back haark. real real nice seeing you again.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:47 am
I was all like "meh" until I saw the tags. Most excellent.


AWKWARDNESS -


TAGS: awkward stalker errrr car pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:03 am
I just respond "I know. It's cool though. I only hide in your bushes. Mark from accounting is the one who keeps stealing your lint. What a creep right?" Problem solved. Then I ask if I can borrow some of her hair and she's all like "gotta move" wtf.


NOFX, YOU'RE STILL PUNK - Mike and Hefe, Try a Slimfast. Just Cause it's called "Fat Wreck Chords"Is no reason to go all "Elvis the last years" on us


TAGS: talk about creeping out sarah
Rating: 1.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
"My name is fat mike I'm obsessed with big les*****, I've been a punk rocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat, but that's how I hit'em with a hook or a slice." Funny thing is melvin and smelly are scrawny.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 8:32 pm
NO XL


DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really ***y voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


THE FREEDOM TO NOT HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE -




INSANITY -


TAGS: talking to yourself
Rating: 4.7/5

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RexyD - June 27, 2011, 1:19 am
Both of those are OK - AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THE TALKING!
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 3:50 pm
Internets
rudeboy308 - June 26, 2011, 3:41 pm
Dammit, how did you find out about me?!


COMPETITIVE EDGE - Take it where you can.


TAGS: moses talkin ****
Rating: 4.56/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:59 pm
Gotta fav this one!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:17 pm
Welp, I found my new wallpaper. XD 5 pissed off old guys!


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




talk the stalk -


TAGS: stalk stalk stalk stalk
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:05 am
words I love them a 5er
Zetmonk - August 4, 2013, 7:40 am
Awesome new take!


Yakity Yak -




I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

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sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
*has
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am
Nice debut!


SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships ***y loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am
So thats how you do it?


Stalking -


TAGS: stalking
Rating: 4.78/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 7:34 pm
Thanks!
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:42 pm

wow, this is great.


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


RECYCLING OPPORTUNISTS -


TAGS: talk about fresh meat
Rating: 4.09/5

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Zealot - November 12, 2010, 3:06 pm
I gotta go hug my dog now 1l
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm hungry for Kung Pao. Anyone else? Anyone?
darkxlord - November 12, 2010, 9:46 am
hahaha me likes


SLEEP TALKER... -


TAGS: sleep talk wife listen mariand
Rating: 5/5

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Yorick - September 29, 2012, 2:53 pm
Nice. She complains about me talking and even jumping out of bed in my sleep. I could really mess with her pretending to be asleep. Why have I not thought of that before? 5L!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 11:09 am
hehehe...it was a time when I was afraid of what I could talk while I was sleeping... but anyway, it can be easily denied.
Bull - September 28, 2012, 10:54 am
Lol, nice. I've been there before.
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 9:04 am
Oh, this is good. Tried that once, years ago….once. She hadn’t developed her sense of humor quite yet. You’d think the velocity of a pillow is rather harmless……not. My ear rang for days.


CREEPY -


TAGS: scrubs stalker dude claiming it
Rating: 4.94/5

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justme - May 5, 2011, 3:25 pm
nice... love scrubs though XD... cant vote =(
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 7:59 am

lol5


I CAME UP - With countless phrases to try and talk to you, yet the only one that never occurred to me was to just say "hello".




LET'S TALK ABOUT TALKING -




JUST FOR THE RECORD, MARCUS - I feel bad that your owner had you neutered and I take back all those teabag remarks I made.


TAGS: cat walk talk
Rating: 4.15/5

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Reality Lord - March 7, 2011, 5:22 pm

lol..n1 feas


CANADA - America's stalker.


TAGS: canada america s stalkers
Rating: 3.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:13 pm
Now now...don't be jealous Americans.......we can't help being amsome.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:10 pm
The retarded giant at our doorstep.


FLATULANCE -




Child's Logic -


TAGS: father son talk life lessons
Rating: 3.1/5

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MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:57 pm
Personally, I always wanted to be a set of traffic lights when I grew up. Too much fun screwing with the traffic!


PARANOIA - When God gives up on coincidence and turns to inspired motivation.




TALK TO THE HAND - A GOOD MUSH GOES A LONG WAY




WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


YOU CAN STOP ALL THAT TALK - About "fixing" the dog! It ain't broke, don't go tryin to fix it!


TAGS: you can stop all that talk
Rating: 3.73/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:15 pm
Ohhh! Just LOVE the expression on his face:)


1950S -


TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.


MIME LOGIC -




MIRRORS - Can't talk Lucky for you they can't laugh either


TAGS: mirrors can t talk
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:34 pm
Thanks :D much appreciated
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:01 pm
lol nice 5luls
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 11:58 am
Yes, although in most cases the phrase should be: "fools never differ" lol
elixiri - August 8, 2011, 11:48 am
#137480 Is it true that they said great mind thinking alike?


OBSESSION -




WHAT WAS I SAYING -




TO MAKE A SHORT STORY LONG... -


TAGS: woman talk just a joke
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 7, 2010, 3:59 am
Has Trashette seen this?.....She's gonna kick your a**!
forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:41 pm
so short, so true, so 5L!!
Airman - July 7, 2010, 2:43 pm
I always get in trouble when I ask that question. about 40 minutes after I ask it.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 2:43 pm
38 1L to be exact
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 2:35 pm
Duh! No not really cause it looks like the latest bomber just went through a whole shat ton of posters and bombed them.
TheTrashHeap - July 7, 2010, 2:34 pm
I guess I should have used a pic with a bikini girl.
Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 2:24 pm
At 1 lion per hour this is worth 5.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 1:45 pm
ROR! Funny how these things come to mind ain't it?
TheTrashHeap - July 7, 2010, 1:39 pm
It just came to me out of the blue last night. Just after Trashette got home.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 1:37 pm
Beautiful!!!!
ICEMAN - July 7, 2010, 1:34 pm
Sounds like you're a man of experience. 5L


GROUP THERAPY -


TAGS: psycho ology day are you talkin to me whos talkin to me thru posters now
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 17, 2010, 12:49 am
Beautiful.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 10:51 pm
Amsome. 5L


ADVERTISING -


TAGS: humane society poster child now we re talking
Rating: 3.39/5

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agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Brilliant.


ON THE NEXT CSI: MIAMI - Horatio and his team investigate a homicide involving a giant falling from a beanstalk




MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: talking heads life during wartime
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - May 18, 2010, 8:57 pm
I got three passports, couple of visas; don't even know my real name. 5L.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:41 pm
5Leary laughs.


THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN A STORE WHEN - someone came up behind me and started talking. When I turned around they apologized saying "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." I responded with "I am."




DON'T YOU HATE IT -


TAGS: the first time you talked the first time you walked and the first time you
Rating: 4.1/5

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rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ouch....I still live in Texas. I have a horse, just need more quarters to start it.
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:49 pm
p.s. congrats to your new a**ignment. gonna need a fast horse to herd the cats
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
I lived in Texas then ;)
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:42 pm

GS - I had no idea you were from the deep, deep south
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
I distinctly remember what her mother said whan she caught us....Baaaaa! 5L


THE HAND - Think twice before talking to it.




YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


CANADA -


TAGS: yeah im talking to you akwesasne
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Ah yes.... very wise, Random
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
But then they would find me...... and argue non stop.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
You should've driven that one in, Random... beautiful!
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:43 pm
*wants to make an iraq WMD joke*
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
Very naive. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:26 pm
Quite at odds to what I understand the RCMP did with the mafia.


EVIL SITS BEHIND... - a computer screen, stalking Dakota Fanning.




POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick.


TAGS: talk about kicking a dead horse how long ago was the election
Rating: 3.04/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 8:51 pm
so long as they stay at the "Soapbox Derby site" aka politifake, we wont have to resort to this
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:57 pm
Rhubarb
WTFO - August 25, 2009, 3:50 am
Definitely, low class. 1 lion. no rant.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:16 am
move to Hamilton as rumored. It looks like the same guy that was trying to move the Pens a few years ago is determined to move a team there to Hamilton.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:15 am
Just wanted to quickly make that point. Now.... back to hockey. Yeah, I see your point about the T Birds.But to me Seattle seemed like a good place to put a team back there at first thought. Perhaps not. In the meantime; I wonder if the Coyotes are gonna
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:13 am
And not that I want to take the subject of discussion away from hockey; but if people started discussing Canadian politics; I would listen and learn, as I know what's going on north of the border is a subject I'm weak on. I wouldn't mind it at all.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:51 am
Nah, I'm not quite that old. And the T-birds weren't exactly selling out every night.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:44 am
Personally I think Seattle should get another chance at having a major league team. Remember the Metropolitans?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:36 am
No. I love the WHL, but the Hitmen weren't even a team when I was attending games in Seattle.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:35 am
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see if Luongo holds up... Vancouver does a great job of ruining promising talent.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Noooo can't stand any Buffalo team.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Over there in Flames country; ever happen to catch a Calgary Hitmen game?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:33 am
Not a Sabres guy, either? Geez.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
But I will give you that Roberto Luongo is one of the best goalies in the league today.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:32 am
I was fond of the lovable/laughable Whalers, too. And Winnipeg. I can't feel good about rooting for any team that relocates (Calgary included), though.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:31 am
In the meantime I began began to heavily lean toward the Washington Capitols (surprise.)
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:30 am
As much as i would love to also plead the fifth; I was a huge Hartford Whalers fan until they moved. I root for the Canes on occasion (was glad they won the Cup in '06); but it's not the same to me.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:27 am
You? Leafs?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:26 am
I'm in Flames country, but still have a soft spot for the Canuckleheads.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:25 am
Does pleading the Fifth Amendment count in Canada?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
And we're discussing generalities, not whether a Conservative Botswanian Ebola virus is more fit to govern than a Liberal Mauritanian Tse-Tse fly.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:24 am
So Haar you mentioned you went to the Canucks v Maple Leafs game back in '94. What would your favorite hockey team be?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 4:19 am
I have no plan to implement. There are only geographical commonalities that should be honored. Many of us in various regions have similar economic interests. I'll guarantee I've more in common with the average Albertan than with the average Pennsylvanian
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:09 am
Even though yes I did actually get into the discussion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:08 am
Obviously I got that. Don't even recognize when the tactic you discuss is used, huh?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 4:04 am
It's only a political discussion because you completely missed Haarakkon's point Paul. Nobody actually wanted to talk Canadian politics. You sure need a lot explained to you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:03 am
And Moooooooooooooooooooo when I'm talking politics and when I'm joking should be obvious; if you can't tell the difference that that's your problem. And if you hate me just because I talk politics than fine. Like I said that reflects on you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 4:00 am
Well it wasn't my idea to talk Canadian politics. How ironic that an anti political Motifake resulted in a political discussion. And BTW this poster is already #21 in most comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:55 am
snore.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:54 am
And in your ideal subdividing of North America would there be a sovereign government over it all? Or would the subdivided geopolitical areas have political independence? And would your plan involve relocation of citizens?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:36 am
Having visited Vancouver ('94 playoffs, smiefinals against Toronto) and lived in Seattle, there were more common interests regardless of border than there were with an East Coaster. Same here with Alberta. And Newfies and Down Easters.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Night Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
BTW in that case you should be forced to learn Mexican....can you say " wanna buy some oranges mister"
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Careful, Moo+. Sounds cliqueish. PKP, my honest opinion on the territorial pissing match is that we ought to subdivide North America into geopolitical regions.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:33 am
Why would anybody want to talk aboot that on a comedy site PKP??? Thats the fundamental question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:32 am
On that retarded note I'm going to bed...and no one has to strap me in like at PKP's "house.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:30 am
And Haarakkon I agreed with you on that point the last time you brought it up. Just that being an American I naturally gravitate towards American politics. So, tell me your opinion on NAFTA, or whether Canadian citizens should be made to learn French?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:29 am
I have no idea what PKP is whining aboot now.....Spacedog Eh? cool.....MrRandom is alright nuy me......So what does that say aboot the percentage of Canadians on Moti.....WE f***ing Rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
And Sean I just LOVED how you stereotyped all town hall attendees who voiced an opinion an Obamacare as all being "cranky old angly white folks".
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:28 am
My point to PKP would be that Albertan politics would be about as interesting to him as most of the American politics are to the rest of us.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
I can actually see the hat if I lean back in my chair.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:26 am
Oh, no kidding!!! Cool! Spacedog is, too.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Joe the plumber was a guest on the daily show. THAT is seeking attention.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
Oh no I made a spelling error!! *screams* Who hasn't?
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Canadian politics is every bit as interesting as American politics. We are just too polite to make a big whiny deal out of it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
Mr Random is an Albertan....he probably wears a cowboy hat.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:24 am
How is that "seeking attention"?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
No, Joe the Plumber did NOT "seek the spotlight". He was a normal citizen who asked a Presidential candidate a question when Obama came down his street and then he happened to have his name mentioned by both McCain and Obama in the debate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:23 am
You're a sad debater Paul. I suggest getting off the net and spending more time with your speak and spell.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
This one time at writers camp...paul stuck a flute up his p****.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:22 am
Dalton McGuinty doesn't even have his wife's pic on the website. Is he? NVM. Marie Stelmach, now - oops, no Albertans on. Anyhoo... Canada - the only country in the world where you can get a pamphlet on Federal/Provincial relations at the airport.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Ooooh, this one lady. Arguing by anecdote. Wow, how persuasive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:21 am
Gst...even.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
And Joe the P. sought the spotlight. Courted it, no? Made himself a public figure. His problem he had skeletons in his closet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
I don't even worry aboot the GTST...I adressed that years ago when it was instituted.....Party Quebecois We just ignore that BS..The only thing the Quebecois inherited from their homeland is the arrogance.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:20 am
seeking to own*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
Joe the Plumber WAS an entrepreneur. He was seeking to but his won company; hence the point of and reason for his original question to Obama!!
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:19 am
What!!! Merging the taxes!!! I gotta go make a poster!!! Those bastards won't get away with this!!!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
I can do.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Watch American news, Sean. They had this one lady who was harassed in her own home and called a racist just because she voiced her opinion to Senator Arlen Specter at a town hall meeting. But if you are gonna be in denial of the facts the there's nothing
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:18 am
Joe the Plumber put himself out there as an entrepeneur, OR his GOP sponsors played him up as such. What was revealed by journalists was the simple truth. It was true, wasn't it? Since when are we all to be shileded from the truth? Accountability, no?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:16 am
"Two sales taxes merged into one. Right now, you go shopping, you pay 5% GST and 8% PST. Starting July 1, 2010, you'll only see the single sales tax – 13%." No room for controversy there.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
joe the who? he's not Canadian! Stay on topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
You do it all the time...You make boring political comments, Then claim to be "just making a joke" It's bobvious that you don't want to be hated....so ...just keep the political **** to yourself. You know what I'm talking aboot...don't even deny it.
Arrogant Knight - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
Bull****, Paul. They are cranky old angly white folks who have got theres. No one is harassing them. You are making that crap up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:15 am
plumbing license yet.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
Harper? Is that his name? I should write that down somewhere.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:14 am
f***, look at that poor guy Joe The Plumber. Asked Obama one question and they dug all into his private life and called him a "liar" on television by claiming he's not a plumber just because he WORKED FOR another plumber and had not yet received his own
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
Wait a minute! How dare you suggest that Haar. canadian politics is wayyy more exciting than your stuff. Why just the other day, Prime Minister Harper stood up in Parliament to prop- *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:13 am
So you're telling me that Parti Quebecois is playing nicely?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
What am I backpeddling from Moooooooooooooooooooo?
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:12 am
"Propelled by an unmistakable spirit of innovation and possibility, Manitoba businesses are capitalizing on our highly skilled workforce, un***ped renewable energy potential, dynamic economy and low Hydro electric rates to reach their fullest potential."
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
It's not reverse psychology. It is the way it is. The people protesting Obamacare at the town hall meetings across the nation; they're harassed, receive threatening phone calls, are called racists; just for voicing a responsible opinion as citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:11 am
Canadian politics are simple...No backbiting, slander, Outright lies.....We're just relaxed that way.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:10 am
Okay, good, Moo. Hey, how about that Gary Doer? Or is it Don'ter?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
I've said it before....PKP is an expert backpedaller. No one's gonna fall for it here Paul. Your Politibuddy tries it all the time.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:09 am
Nothing new under the Sun, is the problem with the politics. How boring would it be to have to figure out the sides in a Canadian political debate? Maybe that's an idea for my neighbors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:07 am
I talk to him every day in PM's Haar....he's good. Just waiting for the tide to break IMO.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Sure Paul. I always fall for reverse psychology. Guess I better leave you alone now. My efforts seem to have been counter-productive. Dammit. Outsmarted by a 14 year old Norwegian Bjorn fan. Sheesh.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
Heh, really. Great pic. Has anyone heard from Agd in the last 5 days?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:06 am
You haven't made a joke in well.....forever, Paul.....that's why everyone dislikes you.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Thanks Haar! I have no idea where the inspiration came from.....
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
That was funny, Sean.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:04 am
Did that last bit on porpoise.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
BTW, TTH, very nice sentiment and nicely done on the poster.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
You're entitled to your opinion; Sean. People voicing their opinion and speaking in a responsible manner are often targeted. It's part of the game; it's the way it is. It may even be a sign that I'm on the right track.
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
*acting (dammit!)
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
See that? Nailed mine on the FIRST take. Ha! That's atcing!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm ready to Pon Farr like a Vulcan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
T's are important as well.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 3:01 am
Careful Sean the viking's back!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Up late eh Haar? Don't you vikings go into a trance like Klingons?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
oops *ducks a little*
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:00 am
Take 2: You just had to go there, didn't you, Sean... (Spaces, they're THAT important.)
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:59 am
You just had to got here, didn't you, Sean...
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Hell I'm starting to doubt that you are even American, Paul. I'm now guessing Norwegian. There's a certain sort of vulnerability there that suggests some familiarity with fjords, and Bjorn music.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 2:53 am
Is it intentional irony that most of the things the right is dinging Obama for are the SAME things - or types of things - that the left dinged Bush for? Bailouts, Foreign Etiquette Faux Pas, etc.?? Or is it all just poor memory?
Sean - August 24, 2009, 2:51 am
You come across as young and dumb Paul. I don't honestly care how old you are or aren't. Or how many arguments you've won against your little sister.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:50 am
Well then maybe since nobody will buy your writing, you should start a political website. You could make posters that aren't funny and then blather on and on about them without interruption.


FINDING YOUR NICHE -


TAGS: human resources sent me we have to talk
Rating: 2.92/5

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Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:39 pm
Awwwww, our opening bid was 1/5. I'm crushed.


VANILLA ICE -


TAGS: what you talkin about willis
Rating: 2.85/5

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CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
just looking at that kid makes me smile


THE WORDS - you don't wanna hear at the end of the evening: "You are such a nice guy, i can really talk to you"


TAGS: nice guy sweet girl talk evening rnr
Rating: 1.54/5

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Mac - December 30, 2008, 10:26 pm
with a face like that, there wouldn't be a be a beginning of the evening.


Communication -


TAGS: talking face to face sign wi fi lost art form
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:24 pm
Irony...I'm thanking you for the comment over the internet...teehee.
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:23 pm
I do believe, crotchety, it's still available on those buses that old ladies take across state lines to play Bingo...put I can't promise that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:16 pm
Human interaction?? Where is this? I want to go to there! :-D
maoworks2 - February 21, 2014, 8:39 am
Talk What's That ?


Totally -


TAGS: read talk ph**o look oops
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
it is
maoworks2 - March 22, 2014, 4:56 pm
WTF Is This For Real ?


Don't Say A Word -


TAGS: stalker stalking sniper life death
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 7:07 am
Thanks. :)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:55 am
Too true Grey. 5L


The Pastor's Teeth -




Hackney Cab Driver -


TAGS: you talkin to me
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 6, 2014, 8:29 am
Heh, I so love the humorous angst of censorship from someone that actually cracks a book..or kindle, from time to time
EmilioDumphque - February 6, 2014, 3:00 am
Sheesh, censorship stars for the guy that wrote A Tale of Two Citys! (..and I don't mean Edmond Wells!)
EmilioDumphque - February 6, 2014, 2:58 am
Just the thing for the ***kens Faire! Verily, I do chortle.
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 10:04 pm
the demon rolleth


Bear Talk -




Afternoon Talk Shows -


TAGS: dna test results talk shows maury exposed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:49 pm
Must be, both Maury and Dr. Phil say so. Sorry pickle :(
pickleviper - November 27, 2013, 10:36 am
Nooooo, that's not true! That's impossible!


Ladies, ladies -




CLOSE ENCOUNTERS PEP TALK -


TAGS: alien peptalk space water
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:59 am
drop it over at out there, for a few more 5L's.


Bear Talk -




Bird Talks -




Peace Talks -




SPEAKING DRUNK -




Still Cryin' -




Dead Man Talking -




SECURITY -


TAGS: stalker online predator
Rating: 4.84/5

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BoneCD - January 16, 2011, 9:58 am
BADA BING! 5L
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:18 am
Hi there Sean... why don't you take a seat right over here.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 2:14 am
Note to self: Unfriend Trash immediately!!! (Or at least right after making a note to self.)
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 2:11 am
Aces.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Dayamnnn!!! The Trashette let the leash loose on TTH. Nice. 5
Reality Lord - January 15, 2011, 5:22 pm

the heap....returneth. n1


BLOWING UP BRIDGES ! - Think Before You Light The Fuse, Or No Family, No Friends, No Body To Talk too !!


TAGS: talk
Rating: 4.82/5

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FORTRESS -




A BORE - Someone who deprives you of solitude Without providing you with company




Something Askew -


TAGS: cell phone talking interruptions annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 3:31 am
Nope.


LOGIC -


TAGS: poster evolution logic fight talk
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 3, 2012, 2:00 pm
CAVE ~ at first glance, I thought this was a Rolling Stones concert ph**o with Mick (top center) singing "Gimme Shelter."


REJECTION -


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


Marble-In-Mouth Disease -


TAGS: fake diseases talking sylvester stallone
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:28 am
I remember seeing that in My Fair Lady.
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 12:10 pm

that...used to be the prescibed treatment for stuttering. no joke.....frickin morons
CloudchaserS - June 2, 2013, 6:36 am
It's hard to bargle nawdle zous???? with all these marblen in my mouth


LONG SHOTS -


TAGS: lets talk business propositions
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:54 pm
5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.
Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:14 pm
Emcellent.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amsome!


Can Phones -




SLOW DOWN -


TAGS: turtles talk birds and bees
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:36 am
Bump
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 11:00 am
5L's a classic.
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 10:53 am
Love it, Fav'd it! 5L


SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


Finally -


TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


"I change my mind" -




ONCE IN A LIFETIME - SAME AS IT EVER WAS




MIMES - What do you call someone who doesn’t hear? Deaf What do you call someone who doesn’t see? Blind What do you call someone who doesn’t talk? Dumb




TEST POSTERS -


TAGS: test posters stalkers voting down over and over
Rating: 3.64/5

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anoop - September 25, 2010, 9:32 am
nice ***bs
rerun - January 24, 2010, 8:45 pm

two down....or does that count as only one?
MO - September 20, 2009, 11:50 am
Ron? Joking? Doesn't sound like him at all.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 10:46 am
Awwwwww.... now I have to work twice as hard to bait haters? Lest we consider the fact that perhaps my posters suck?
Arrogant Knight - September 20, 2009, 4:18 am
All mods can see voters' IP addresses.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 4:02 am
Best thing that could be done. The playing field needs to be leveled and the haters knocked down a peg. 5/5 with my full support
RON - September 20, 2009, 3:54 am
OH!!!!...5 Lions from me for this!!!...lol
RON - September 20, 2009, 3:52 am
after seeing what happened today to one of Agdaniele,s posters...got me thinking...wish we could stop these snipers.


THE MONKEY -


TAGS: monkey think talking
Rating: 3.47/5

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Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 9:13 pm
Since My Pride wont let me Admit I have a problem, I guess it's gonna be my style..... Pls Help me :'(
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:03 pm
nice. 5 monkeys... do you still have the problem with the size of pictures or is it "your style"??*g*


FATHER AND SON TALKS -


TAGS: father son talks greybeard
Rating: 3.38/5

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Haarakkon - July 11, 2009, 11:21 pm
Alas, and I had secretly nurtured a delusion that I could potentially be a greybeard, revealing my knowledge of the "B" side of "Fat Bottomed Girls". I now know that such a thing cannot be. The bar is too high.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:47 pm
This is great!
RONSART - July 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
GO GREYBEARDS!!!!!...whoops...all except Sean...lol...still under investigation for membership I guess. Those Canadians slow on giving out info on past felons.


ACCOLADES CAN BECOME SCARY - Over the top or downright bizzare


TAGS: jakes mustach stalker
Rating: 3.33/5

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Derek - June 10, 2010, 6:07 am
I don't see what's wrong with it! The usual "cup" is equally outsized. You're just biased. Harumph!


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